THE
MAGIC LUNCHBOX
ICE CREAM FACTORY
AVAILABLE FLAVOURS:


   
ASPIRIN
CLASSIC DOGSHIT
ICE CREAM
The delicious taste of the world's favourite pain-killer.
Won't give you an ice-cream headache!
We've captured the taste of dog poo
in this classic ice cream
The world's only ice-cream flavoured ice-cream! You won't believe how real this tastes...





RSL CARPET
AFRICAN DIRT
CONDOM
Ever wanted to taste the shagpile from your local Leagues Club?
Well we've had so many requests that we just had to create this!
Enjoy the authentic taste of dirt
from a West African village.
Feel it melt in your mouth.
You've heard of flavoured condoms,
well here's condom flavoured ice-cream.
(Served with sweet cherries)





NUCLEAR NEOPOLITAN
CHICKEN NOODLE
ROCKY II
Three layers of mouth-watering flavour:
Plutonium 239 and Thorium 232
on top a layer of home-made Aussie yellowcake.

Left it out overnight?
Don't worry...
This ice-cream has a half-life of 24,100 years!
OK, hands up who loves Asian food
AND ice cream?

Yes?

Then you'll love this...
The EXACT taste of Rocky Balboa*
from the smash hit movie.

(* straight after his bout with Apollo Creed)