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ROB W. R. CHILD

 

INSTRUMENT: Bass

AGE: Unknown

PREVIOUS AGES: 28, 23, 11

Rob W.R. Child is wanted in 12 Australian states,
including Iowa. Above is a photo of him taken in
August 1999. As he may have aged considerably
since then, police have provided a sketch of how
he may appear now - just place the mouse
over the photo above left.
 

HISTORY:
Rob was formed in early 1973 when his parents decided to get together
and form Rob. He went through a major line-up change in 1978
when he became Alan Border for 6 months, but this was to prove
unpopular with the fans, and he reverted to his original line-up of: Rob.

ORIGIN OF SURNAME:
The"Child" surname is believed to have originated in Italy in the 15th Century,
where the name possibly meant "He who manufactures small green T-shirts." That's my best guess anyway.

HOBBIES:
Soccer, cricket, rubbing baby shit all over the walls of public bus shelters

MUSICAL HISTORY:
Learnt to play bass at age 8. Completely forgot how to play bass at age 10.
Re-learnt bass at 15. Picked up first piano aged 16. Played 34th merimba accordion at 18.
First played "Stairway" aged 21.

INFLUENCES:
Early Peter Andre (1996-1996)
Early man (90,000-50,000 B.C.)

FAVOURITE TEEN BAND:
New Kids Up My Arse

FAVOURITE HEAVY METAL BAND:
Deadshit (a little-known early 70`s Swedish outfit)

FAVOURITE ISRAELI ACTOR:
Benjamin Netanyahoo-Serious

FAVOURITE WORDS: "Tuesday", "The".

HEIGHT: 175cm
FAVOURITE HEIGHT: 173cm

FAVOURITE THEORY FOR THE ORIGIN OF THE
MODERN UNIVERSE RESULTING FROM A SINGULARITY
OF INFINITE DIMENSIONAL CURVATURE:
The `Big Bang`


QUOTES:

"If I make a million dollars, I`m going to buy a really big boat" (1996)

"Give me a really good map of the earth, and I`ll show you the world" (2001)


 

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